stabsinthe:

when my friends are sad i usually just text them pictures of my cat

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Breathe. You’re going to be okay. Breathe and remember that you’ve been in this place before. You’ve been this uncomfortable and anxious and scared, and you’ve survived. Breathe and know that you can survive this too. These feelings can’t break you. They’re painful and debilitating, but you can sit with them and eventually, they will pass. Maybe not immediately, but sometime soon, they are going to fade and when they do, you’ll look back at this moment and laugh for having doubted your resilience. I know it feels unbearable right now, but keep breathing, again and again. This will pass. I promise it will pass. — Daniell Koepke (via sucked)

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fasterfood:

chiblogger:

chiblogger:

GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK

oh my gOD

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excuse me do u have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ

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thefrogman:

Husband animates intoxicated wife’s joke about nachos.

Two Chips by Adam Patch [website | vimeo]

ghost-anus:

well don’t mind if i do

ghost-anus:

well don’t mind if i do

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vrtue:


x o x o

vrtue:

x o x o

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rangerhitomi:

nicolasiscaged:

“420 blaze it” i whisper to myself as i set 420 acres of forest on fire 

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valentinostclaire:

Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?

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the-barricade-girl:

oh sweet jesus

oh sour jesus

oh BBQ jesus

oh cool ranch jesus

oh doritos locos tacos jesus

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