stabsinthe: when my friends are sad i usually just text them pictures of my cat
Breathe. You’re going to be okay. Breathe and remember that you’ve been in this...– Daniell Koepke (via sucked)
fasterfood: chiblogger: chiblogger: GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK oh my gOD excuse me do u have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ
rangerhitomi: nicolasiscaged: “420 blaze it” i whisper to myself as i set 420 acres of forest on fire
valentinostclaire: Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?
the-barricade-girl: oh sweet jesus oh sour jesus oh BBQ jesus oh cool ranch jesus oh doritos locos tacos jesus
goddessoftheinternet: i literally cannot stress the importance of eyebrows enough
liarnjamespayne: in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go
cosmo tip #675
expertcosmotips: seductively eat all the food in his house
doctor-wholmes: meaning to type ‘yeah’ and accidentally putting ‘yeha’
thetremblingofmyhand: Hey, let’s read some fanfics lET’S NO T READ SOE M FANIF CS
coolscar: *accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*
espeonchan: it’s been 2013 for almost half a year what the FUCK
chantersboard: I love when you can tell someone’s going through a tracked tag because for like 23 straight posts they reblog nothing but macaroni and cheese
catswithbenefits: gnarly-gnat: *watches porn at family reunion* a wonderful time when the whole family can come together
shitonskanks: Having tattoos and piercings is not unprofessional. What’s unprofessional is turning down an aspiring employee due to superficial reasons and not their skill level or experience.
kushroom: so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
blimpcat: i was listening to this song when i...