May 2013
stabsinthe:
when my friends are sad i usually just text them pictures of my cat
“Breathe. You’re going to be okay. Breathe and remember that you’ve been in this...”
– Daniell Koepke (via sucked)
fasterfood:
chiblogger:
chiblogger:
GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK
oh my gOD
excuse me do u have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ
rangerhitomi:
nicolasiscaged:
“420 blaze it” i whisper to myself as i set 420 acres of forest on fire
valentinostclaire:
Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?
the-barricade-girl:
oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
goddessoftheinternet:
i literally cannot stress the importance of eyebrows enough
liarnjamespayne:
in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go
cosmo tip #675
expertcosmotips:
seductively eat all the food in his house
doctor-wholmes:
meaning to type ‘yeah’ and accidentally putting ‘yeha’
thetremblingofmyhand:
Hey, let’s read some fanfics
lET’S NO T READ SOE M FANIF CS
coolscar:
*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*
espeonchan:
it’s been 2013 for almost half a year what the FUCK
chantersboard:
I love when you can tell someone’s going through a tracked tag because for like 23 straight posts they reblog nothing but macaroni and cheese
catswithbenefits:
gnarly-gnat:
*watches porn at family reunion*
a wonderful time when the whole family can come together
shitonskanks:
Having tattoos and piercings is not unprofessional. What’s unprofessional is turning down an aspiring employee due to superficial reasons and not their skill level or experience.
kushroom:
so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
April 2013
blimpcat:
i was listening to this song when i...
