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fmylife: Today, I discovered that my new roommate likes to take the loose hair when she showers and make shapes with it on the shower wall. She calls it art. FML
WHY DOES KESHA HAVE TO BE SO UGLY?
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I'm sick and tired
of being sick and tired. =/ Honestly, when I’m sick, and my nose is running, I shove tissues in it, and look like a retard with a tissue bull ring, but it makes me feel better. I have issues taking pills, so my Auntie bought be some spray medicine, that I spray into my mouth. I’m not sure if its working, but hey, its medicine I can take. I’m lame like that. I’m a laaaame...
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fmylife: Today, my wife and I got into a fight. Tired of arguing, I jokingly told her I’d forgive her and drop the subject if she made me a sandwich. Five minutes later, she gave me a sandwich and a glass of lemonade. An hour later, I came down with incredibly violent bowel movements. She’d mixed a laxative into the juice. FML
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