November 2010
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October 2010
How to Make Long Distance Relationships Work →
fmylife:
Today, I discovered that my new roommate likes to take the loose hair when she showers and make shapes with it on the shower wall. She calls it art. FML
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WHY DOES KESHA HAVE TO BE SO UGLY?
disabilitydragon:
PLASTIC SURGERY IS ALWAYS AN OPTION.
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#YOU KNOW WHAT JUST GET YOUR FACE SURGICALLY REMOVED.
I'm sick and tired
of being sick and tired. =/ Honestly, when I’m sick, and my nose is running, I shove tissues in it, and look like a retard with a tissue bull ring, but it makes me feel better. I have issues taking pills, so my Auntie bought be some spray medicine, that I spray into my mouth. I’m not sure if its working, but hey, its medicine I can take. I’m lame like that. I’m a laaaame...
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fmylife:
Today, my wife and I got into a fight. Tired of arguing, I jokingly told her I’d forgive her and drop the subject if she made me a sandwich. Five minutes later, she gave me a sandwich and a glass of lemonade. An hour later, I came down with incredibly violent bowel movements. She’d mixed a laxative into the juice. FML
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disabilitydragon:
500daysofniguer:
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courtnaywen:
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bbqpaul:
marcoisabra:
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crystalmeth:
thisisyourbaptism:
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crystalpenis
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pokingpenis
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marcoisapenis
bbqpenis or penispaul
looovepenis
courtnaypenis
portray-penis
insomniatic-penis. The penis...
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