May 2011
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This soup is making my house smell delicious!
I know you don’t care, but its just so great.
Anyways, here’s a picture of my cat.
The weather is such a slut. The wind blows...
kjakerz:
suckmyduckslut:
WHAT A SLUT!
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Making pork soup from scratch right now. This shall be interesting.
Reblog if you have a dirty mind.
im watching pom.
bigganeegax33:
Reblog ~if you misread that sentence.
April 2011
Showing My Math Teacher My Clitoris
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is showing my math teacher my clitoris in the 11th grade. I found him really attractive and starting hitting on him. One day, he played along and it ended with my underwear around my ankles and his fingers in my womanhood.
[Female, 18]
What?
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I should be doing homework, instead I was getting a new theme.
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
belletoujours:
getonwiththepointe:
iam-that-boy-who-is-a-monster:
This is not how a Royal should wave:
Let the real Royal Queen show you how it’s done:
thank you for being here today.
For once I’m actually following all my crushes.