This soup is making my house smell delicious! I know you don’t care, but its just so great. Anyways, here’s a picture of my cat.
The weather is such a slut. The wind blows...
kjakerz: suckmyduckslut: WHAT A SLUT!
Making pork soup from scratch right now. This shall be interesting.
Reblog if you have a dirty mind.
im watching pom.
bigganeegax33: Reblog ~if you misread that sentence.
Showing My Math Teacher My Clitoris
mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is showing my math teacher my clitoris in the 11th grade. I found him really attractive and starting hitting on him. One day, he played along and it ended with my underwear around my ankles and his fingers in my womanhood. [Female, 18] What?
I should be doing homework, instead I was getting a new theme.
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG:
what-is-this-i-dont-even: belletoujours: getonwiththepointe: iam-that-boy-who-is-a-monster: This is not how a Royal should wave: Let the real Royal Queen show you how it’s done: thank you for being here today.
For once I’m actually following all my crushes.