October 2011
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boy: can i see how many fingers i can get in u
girl: sure baby stick them up there really slowly
boy: one finger.. two... three... four... five wow but girl ur so tight
girl: you can fit ur entire hand up there
boy: what
girl was really a glove
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sup3rmutant:
warchief:
dead.
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OMFG NO! DO NOT TAG YOUR BLACK PENIS AS CHOCOLATE. DON’T DO IT. I DON’T WANT TO SEE THAT WHEN I’M TRYING TO LOOK AT CHOCOLATE OMFG.
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clientsfromhell:
Client: (Calling our computer store for assistance) “I turn on my computer, but all I can see is the green LED on! The screen is still black!” Me: “Your computer is here. You have only the monitor”.
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A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were...
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Gunna go buy me so Dead Island.
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I have work at 11:30 and I was hoping to sleep in to catch up on the sleep I loose during the week; but nope, wide awake at 8, mostly thanks to Oz who doesn’t appreciate sleeping in. I ate some chocolate chip eggos earlier, and those did nothing for my hunger. I must go search out food and annoy my mother now.
