kingslayerr: thekingshandjob: not a queen a beeleesi i quit life.
To distract everyone from what they're doing
canilickyourpussy: blissey: omg lololololol
Ovaries: I'm just going to torture you and send shooting pains through your stomach lol
Stomach: I'll join in, force you to you eat everything in the fridge and make you gain 15 kilos.
Back: I'm going to cause you even more pain cause it's funny haha.
Period: Lol I'm just going to erupt when you least expect it so you have to wear your ugly panties!
Me: Oh okay well hey at least I still have my mental state.
Brain: LOL no, I'm bringing in a flood of emotions so that you can feel fat, ugly and alone.
Reblog if your dick is over 6 inches long.
That fresh feeling when you're off of your period.
Woman gives birth
Woman: I think I'll name her Sara.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name's already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?
But those would be taken too.