And Then...

elizabitchtaylor:

Since most of us are in bed with our laptops I like to think it means we’re kind of in bed together

tumblrsloth:

okay so our school has this nice little collage of people having a good time in the yearbook

ok yeah great very nice

but what is this

wHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF SOME GIRL SITTING ALONE CRYING INTO A MILKSHAKE AT CONEY ISLAND

i feel bad but i am rofling

pleatedjeans:

When you walk out to your car and realize you forgot your keys:

When the power is out and you go to turn on a light switch:

When you get to school and realize you forgot your homework:

When you walk into a room and forget why you’re there:

When you walk down the aisle and realize you forgot the wedding rings:

When you hit your head on a low beam:

When a mosquito bites your forehead:

When you get brain freeze:

When you’re Raven Simone and you get a vision:

I really hate that one stupid ass fucking cunt could ruin my day.The stupid bitch called my boss and complained about me and tried to get me fired. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! Thankfully everyone and their mother here hates her guts yet I still have to be nice to this lady when she comes in? NO.

Ugh I just want to spit in her drink and choke her with her goddamn bagel.