And Then...

Omg, my dad fell asleep sitting in this weird slouchy postion on the couch, so I was turning him so he could fully lay down, and he mumbled something but I kept pushing at him and so it startled him sorta awake and he looked at me me and went “You scared me, ahhhhhhh” and let out this fake yell he thought was funny and flailed his arms, and then he mumbled a bunch more and once he was laying down he asked, “Where’s my sandwich?” Me, “What sandwich?” Him, “I dunno you made me a sandwich.” And so I laughed and went to turn off the light, and he just kept mumbling at me, and then told me, “a hundred and eighty swings.” My dad says the weirdest stuff when he is half asleep.