Omfg, I’ve never even thought to look at anything else.

Omfg, I’ve never even thought to look at anything else.

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Drunken conversations outside my window.

  • Craig: Terry, I love you, man.
  • My Dad: I love you too. Hey, you behave your self.

I have in no way ever damaged my ankle on a table. Definitely my toes and shins, but never a fuckin ankle.

I have in no way ever damaged my ankle on a table. Definitely my toes and shins, but never a fuckin ankle.

(via toocooltobehipster)

Well…..this seems legit….

Guess I shall be applying on this site.

I was using my moms make up remover wipes, and was all raving about how it works so well, and doesn’t hurt your eyes. Well apparently, I spoke to soon, now my eyes won’t stop watering. This is my life.